dem latex blues

I'm allergic to latex,

it's sad but its true. 

I'm allergic to gloves,

so what should I do? 

I went to the doctor

to get a Pap smear 

I didn't know that

latex was near. 

The very next day

it hurt when I peed. 

It hurt when I sat,

and it hurt when I sneezed. 

I'm allergic to latex,

it's sad but its true. 

I'm allergic to gloves,

so what should I do? 

I wear vinyl if I can

and nitrile if I can't 

but I like how latex feels

and now my comfort is scant. 

Now I've got a rash

that goes from there to here,

and I've learned my lesson

about latex fear. 

I'm allergic to latex,

it's sad but its true. 

I'm allergic to gloves,

so what should I do? 

Yes, I'm allergic to latex

It's true and it's sad. 

I'm allergic to latex. 

I'm allergic real bad.